Happy Father’s Day to our loving Dads… We see you and your babies adore you!
You’ve told us some of the best Dad jokes going around… We very much approve!
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Why don't skeletons fight each other?
They don't have the guts. -
How does a penguin build its house?
Igloos it together. -
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
They'd crack each other up. -
What do you call a fish wearing a crown?
A kingfish! -
Why did the math book look sad?
Because it had too many problems. -
How do you organize a space party?
You planet. -
Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing! -
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot! -
Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
Because it felt crummy. -
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear! -
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it wasn’t peeling well!
On this Father's Day, we celebrate all the incredible dads, father figures, and families who make the journey of parenthood so special. Here's to you!
