Happy Father’s Day to our loving Dads… We see you and your babies adore you!
You’ve told us some of the best Dad jokes going around… We very much approve!
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Why don't skeletons fight each other?
They don't have the guts. -
How does a penguin build its house?
Igloos it together. -
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
They'd crack each other up. -
What do you call a fish wearing a crown?
A kingfish! -
Why did the math book look sad?
Because it had too many problems. -
How do you organize a space party?
You planet. -
Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing! -
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot! -
Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
Because it felt crummy. -
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear! -
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it wasn’t peeling well!